He was going to jail, but he wanted a snack. So he snuck a samosa into his cell….between his butt cheeks.
If you’ve never had a samosa, they are delicious. It’s a mix of potatoes and spices and veggies inside a fried pastry shell. They can be made all sorts of ways, and they always satisfy.
As for bringing it into jail, according to the local Inspector, the detainee, “..said he wanted to sneak it into the cell as a snack as he’d didn’t think the food was up to much.”
He probably wasn’t wrong there. I assume jail food is pretty nasty. But, still, that’s no way to treat a samosa. Please, please, please…don’t try this at home. Or in jail. Or anywhere, really.